SANTA FEAN ARTHUR SZE NAMED US POET LAUREATE
In your face, poets from literally every other city in the country!
JIMMY KIMMEL PULLED FROM ABC FOLLOWING CHARLIE KIRK REMARKS, RETURNS LESS THAN A WEEK LATER
For a bunch of people who whinge about freedom of speech all the time, the right sure seems to hate freedom of speech—and ultimately incredibly tame comments.
LANL VENTED TRITIUM WASTE CONTAINERS TWICE LAST WEEK
And instead of getting superpowers as comic books have suggested, everyone in the area is mostly just kind of bummed out.
ARMED MAN THREATENS HOMELESS SANTA FEAN, CAUSING DOWNTOWN LIBRARY LOCKDOWN
“Threatened a homeless person,” seems like a pretty sad thing to have on your resume, bud.
STATE ETHICS COMMISSION ACCUSES PROBATION OFFICES OF COLLABORATING WITH ICE
Fuck ICE.
CITY COUNCILOR ALMA CASTRO CRITICIZED FOR SPEAKING SPANISH DURING PUBLIC MEETING
Oh, cool. Straight-up racism from a Santa Fean. Fun.
BREAKING BAD CHARACTERS SALAMANCA TWINS APPEAR IN NEXT STATE ANTI-LITTER CAMPAIGN
We imagine other states are gossiping all like, “Oh. My. God. It’s like, get over BB, NM—it was a million years ago! Gawd!”
