Eavesdropper: Aug. 21, 2024

You hear it; we print it

Customer: “I buy cheese instead of drugs.”

Employee: “You could buy drugs instead of cheese and have money left over.”

—Whole Foods cheese department

“Since I quit can I flirt with people now?”

—Barista at Java Joe’s

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