THANKSGIVING ENDS, CHRISTMAS NIGHTMARE JUST BEGINNING…
And remember, kids—making Mariah Carey jokes is as tired as everyone feels right now.
…AND LOCAL BUSINESSES SAY SHOPPERS ARE ALREADY OUT THERE SHOPPING IT UP
We hope everyone on our list is cool with getting itchy socks and an orange—y’know, like the Victorians always envisioned.
PLAZA TREE LIGHT EVENT DREW BAZILLIONS
The coolest part was all the people who’d just stop walking right in front of you and then be shocked when you bumped into them. #SureWasPrettyTho
TRUMP TALKS ABOUT NEW MEXICO, RE: NUKES
Keep our state’s name out of your fucking mouth!
INCOMING WIND PROJECT TO BRING MORE RENEWABLE POWER OPTIONS TO NEW MEXICO
We’d make Bob Dylan jokes, but we already said that thing about Mariah, so…
NASA’s INTERSTALLAR MAPPING AND ACCELERATION PROBE FEATURES INSTRUMENTS DESIGNED AT LOS ALAMOS NATIONAL LAB
And we, too, were pretty disappointed to learn “instruments” doesn’t mean sick-ass guitars on which the astronauts could shred in space.
SPEAKING OF ACCELERATORS, SANTA FE WAS CHOSEN FOR A HOUSING ACCELERATOR PROGRAM
Really? Despite that paltry $17 minimum wage increase we’re getting later?
