Trump’s Bid to Win the Nobel Prize Fails
Laughter of voters still heard cascading across the Swiss Alps.
Holtec abandons plans for spent nuclear fuel storage in New Mexico
Wins are few these days, embrace this one.
State Pays ‘Mr. Discount’ $400,000 After Failed Raid
Good thing they didn’t raid Mr. Sticker Price.
Los Alamos County Debuts Remote-Controlled Wildfire Mitigation Tech
Abso-fuckin’-lutely send AI into the fire.
ICE Rumors Plague Torrance County Commissioner/Pumpkin Patch Owner
Listen, if you’re gonna support ICE, you’d better just get yourself elected to public office so you can control the narrative.
Trump Administration Invites Qatar to Build an Air Force Facility in Idaho
Just a little gift between authoritarian chums.
RFK Jr. Suggests Tylenol Use After Circumcision Leads to Autism
Don’t hate! It’s just something he saw on TikTok in the throes of frustration following a humiliating failed attempt at a KPop Demon Hunters challenge.
