Eavesdropper
Guy: “It’s a film fest, I think.”
Woman: “No, I’m pretty sure I heard they’re just showing Bryan Cranston stuff.”
—Overheard outside Violet Crown Cinema during the Santa Fe International Film Festival
Man standing over woman at chest press: “If you need any help with your chest...”
Woman: “Dude, please move away from me right now.”
—Overheard at a gym in Midtown
